My office isn’t very far away from my home so I don’t usually
commute through metro. But I can’t say
how I feel about it. It’s a good thing that I don’t have to witness a sample of
population explosion every day but back when I used to travel to Delhi every
day from Gurgaon (Sorry I just can’t), I could read, at least in those 40
minutes. Now sometimes I don’t read even a single page in the entire day.
Delhi Roads before Diwali go crazy. Everybody has gifts and
sweets to send to somebody, their relatives, friends, customers, bosses,
enemies, strangers, or any god damn body. So it was better to take a metro when
I had to go to CP this Sunday. As soon as I got into metro at Saket, I found a
familiar face standing against one of those poles; it took me few seconds to
recollect that he was the guy I travelled in the metro with, the last time.
I walked to him and extended my hand, “Rajesh ! We met in the
metro the other day.”
“Off course, the preachy guy” He replied.
“Preachy guy? Me ? wow !” this guy never fails to surprise
me. “Anyhow, I couldn’t get your name that day.”
“Forget it, I heard some actor saying Insaan naam me bhi
Majhab dhoond leta hai. (Like it was too hard to guess after the last
discussion).”
“Man finds religion even in the name, says the guy who starts
his every political opinion with the opening line: I am Kashmiri Hindu.”
“So what, being a Hindu is matter of proud. What’s wrong if
he says it out loud?” (Boy, stop giving me clues, I am trying to guess it on my
own.)
“So where will you be getting
off” He tried to change the topic.
“Why are you interested anyway, Today I don’t have a seat to offer.
Btw I am going to CP, Actually I have to shop a little, or a lot or not at all
may be.”
“ahm ahm … Festive shopping ?” It was so friendly that it gave me major ‘bro
let’s party’ vibes.
“Yeah Man, Halloween is coming and I haven’t finalized my
dress yet.”
“I know that was sarcastic and supposed to be funny but you
really need to be little more respectful to our culture and festivals.” He
appeared really concerned about me. (He gets sarcasm. we can probably be
friends someday.)
“Dude, you literally don’t get tired of this moral policing. You
don’t have to tell people how they have to feel about their culture, country or
religion and a little humor never hurt anybody anyway.”
“These things are not law but everybody should do it
voluntarily.”
“Does it occur to you that why these things are not law?
These are personal choices and everybody is free to decide their personal
choices on their own. How it can be voluntarily if you will be lynched to death
if you don’t follow them.”
“You just have a leftist mind set. But this ideology is going
to get extinct pretty soon. The way ruling party is winning every state election
shows how people have started thinking now.”
“I am pretty much apolitical guy. So this left, right and center
thinking doesn’t really make sense to me. But the political scenario in the
country is undoubtedly scary. Have you heard of Roman Emperor Nero?
In A.D. 64, 70 percent of Rome was
consumed by fire. People helplessly watched it burn for a week. (It’s hard to
even imagine the pain of watching your home burning helplessly in front of your
eyes specially when there is no Khaleesi coming out with three baby dragon at
the end of fire).
There were rumors that the emperor, Nero, himself set the
fire. He wanted to rebuild Rome in his
own way and he used the fire as an excuse for new construction. (By the way the
technique always works. As a child I had to tear down my old shoes to get my
latest favorite shoes). But most disturbing rumor that came out was that Nero
was playing the fiddle while Rome was burning. However the myth is busted
because violin wasn't invented for another 1,500 years after the fire. But the
idea that Nero fiddled while Rome burned isn’t that unbelievable, because Nero
was unquestionably cruel. There have been many examples in history after that
how unempathetic a ruler, in madness of power, can be. There have been Hitler,
Zedong, Stalin and even in present day politics there are leaders who have idly
watched thousands of people die.
“I am History honors student from DU. Obviously I know. What
about him” He replied excitedly flaunting his university and knowledge.
“A mad tyrant who preferred
to play music rather than offering succor to his people, the current situation
of country is even worse.”
“Now you are not making any sense at all. How can something
be worse than that?”
“Because now Nero is playing the fiddle and people are
enjoying the music. The fire is silently burning the whole country.”
Right then metro announced my station and I waved him good
bye, “I hope at least the concept of cracker free Diwali makes sense to you.
Happy Diwali.”
Nice to see someone amongst us is writer also.... Keep it up man...u should be busy then only others can work... :P
ReplyDeleteBut really i liked the phrase that “I am pretty much apolitical guy"... :D... Yeah... It's seems pretty much sensible... :) All the best... :)
Thank you Vinay. I try, you know, to write and to stay apolitical.
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ReplyDeleteThank you 😒
DeleteOoh ho best friend.... Superb
ReplyDeleteThank You :)
DeleteGood as always ...... love u for your writing skill
ReplyDeleteThank You... well I will try to write better to deserve it.
DeleteGood as always ......love you for your writing skill
ReplyDeleteYou shouldn't keep an option to moderate the comments.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry I won't hide/delete/disallow any comment just because of different point of view. It's just to avoid any illicit content, In case.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, so you were saying.... ?
When did I say that I have something to say right now. That was all.
ReplyDeleteOffcourse you didn't. Sorry I used little common sense. I know, I know that's highly inadvisable now a days but I keep on doing it time and again.
ReplyDeleteBut a question: how did you know there is moderation before even 1st comment ?
I can tell it by the content.
ReplyDeleteAnd how exactly does that work ?
ReplyDeleteyou will need more experience to understand that. Best of luck for your blog.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how that makes sense. But thanks for the wishes :)
ReplyDeleteCreative analogy.
ReplyDeleteSeems like a compliment. Thank you.
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